A Ren Festing We Will Go!

On Saturday, my friends and I made our annual pilgrimage to Sterling Renaissance Festival, a fantastic outdoor festival that takes place every weekend during the summer. The ground are set up to imitate a small English village, and each day at noon Queen Elizabeth and her court parade through, followed by all manner of knights, wenches, thieves, and beggars who wander the village entertaining the visitors. The actor’s costumes and personas are fantastic, and about half of the patrons dress up as well. Naturally, I am in that 50 percent.


To my mind, costumes are all about the accessories. I don’t claim to be an expert (nor do I pretend that my costumes are in any way accurate), but I love finding new bits and pieces for my costume each year. The ‘kilt’ was easy, just a circle skirt out of some plaid fabric I found on clearance a couple years ago. What the Craft and The Ribbon Retreat both have good patterns if you want to make one yourself; they’re wonderfully swooshy!


The accessories though, ah the accessories! Most important (and arguably easiest) is a good leather belt. Everyone at the fair wears one and you’ll see anything from tankards to baby dragons tied on to them. The pouch was another easy bit. Made from the leftover fabric from my skirt and lined with brown fur fabric, I stitched on some bells and a lovely silver owl from an old necklace. He’s been through the wars that bird – one eye and a few feathers gone for good. I never throw away any jewelry though, I even used his chain to make charm bracelets for my sister and me. The wooden fan came from Lily Dale, a small spiritualist community near Buffalo, NY. It smells…like seances and fairy houses, but works well tied on to my belt with a small jewelry clasp. The pocket watch, too, was clipped on to the skirt with a clasp.

The drinking horn is my favorite part of the whole costume. My fiance bought it for me at the Festival a few years ago, at the Art of Fire glass studio. For many years, Foster and his wife Theda put on glassblowing shows every weekend. They no longer do the shows, but still have a lovely little booth right near the entrance! It is by far my favorite place to shop and Mike and I find something beautiful to buy every year.


And! My newest acquisition. Threads of Time is another must see, with handmaid bodices, chemises, and full gowns – all handmaid (as well as stuff for the menfolk, but I’ve only glanced through that). This year I finally purchased a bodice! It’s more of a teal than the one in the picture, and goes with my skirt beautifully. I’m ridiculously excited to add it to my costume for next years excursion!

Along with the shopping, the shows are always spectacular. My personal favorites are the Washer Wenches (clean clothes for dirty people!), Hey Nunnie Nunnie (wacky songs of divine inspiration!) and Franko Master Hypnotist (the funniest show you’ll ever sleep through!). This year I managed to get myself hypnotized and do some very silly things…

So. In conclusion. Go to the festival, flirt with some wenches, and eat a turkey leg for me!



Nerds like us are allowed to be unironically enthusiastic about stuff…. Nerds are allowed to love stuff, like, jump-up-and-down-in-the-chair-can’t-control-yourself love it. When people call people nerds, mostly what they’re saying is, ‘You like stuff.’ Which is just not a good insult at all, like, ‘You are just too enthusiastic about the miracle of human consciousness.’ -John Greene

Hats Off

With every change of season, I find clothes and accessories that I just don’t wear as often as I expected to when I got them. Case in point this time: an adorable summer hat, a straw fedora.

fedora 2

(I forgot to take a before picture, so just pretend that I took this)

I realized that my problem is the black ribbon. It’s just not summery enough maybe? And I don’t wear blacks and whites, so nothing ever looked good. So with a little rehab…


The black becomes a navy blue. For the edging, I chose a ribbon slightly wider than the black one that was already there and just stitched it right over. I pulled the black band right off – it was easy, just hot glued on – and sewed the blue ribbon in its place.

Now the buttons I’m super proud of! Making buttons is my new favorite hobby! I use the Dritz Aluminum Cover button kit from Joann Fabrics, it’s ridiculously fun. I especially love my pink snail buttons, but I’ve also done some adorable chicken buttons that I’m especially fond of.

So from dark and boring to bright and fun with just a ribbon and a few buttons!

Amish People on Cliffs

I’m thinking of starting a new blog. Amish people on cliffs. How disrespectful would that be? 😉


They’re just so darn picturesque…

Kidding, of course. But on a cliffhanger note, I’ll be disappearing for the next week or so to celebrate America with family and friends. Have a fantastic Fourth of July!

Snoezelen Dreams


Have you ever heard of a Snoezelen Room? They are wonderful, magical places.

While the word sounds like something you would find in a Doctor Seuss book, it’s actually a combination of the Dutch words “snuffelen” (to explore) and “doezelen” (to doze). Snoezelen rooms provide multi-sensory therapy for people with autism and other developmental disabilities – and have even been shown to benefit seniors with dementia and Alzheimers.

Mary Cariola Children’s Center has its own Snoezelen room (generously sponsored by the Ronald MacDonald charities) with music, bubble tubes, fiber optics, a projector, a swing, and even a black light room. It’s a fantastic place to take the kids when they (or the teachers!) are getting overstimulated and need some help chilling. In my experience, the room also helps to pull the kids out of their own worlds and a little farther into ours by providing motivation and allowing easier concentration.

To provide a full sensory experience, Snoezelen rooms may also have tactile stations such as ball pits and vibrating mats. For olfactory(smell) and gustatory (taste), teachers and therapists may also provide aromatherapy objects or even easy-to-eat foods. No matter what options are presented, the room is entirely client centered experience. Individuals are allowed to choose where to go and what to do with no demand situations, and an opportunity to relax and let their best selves shine through.


In conclusion, will I be building a Snoezelen room for my future home? Absolutely.

What’s the Word, Nerd?

Ever been called a nerd? A dork? Maybe even a geek? Ever accused someone else of being one of those things? (Disclaimer: I am all of these, but we already knew that, didn’t we?)

Well friends, I’m all for judgement, scorn, and witty insults, but let’s spend a moment becoming just a little bit more well-informed, shall we?


Nerd: A person (often of above average intelligence) interested in learning in general. The word first appeared in Dr. Seusse’s If I Ran the Zoo, alongside creatures such as Nerkles, Seersuckers, Preeps, and Proos.

Geek: An enthusiast or expert in a specific field of knowledge (Eg. a band geek or trekkie). Carnival performers whose acts included biting the heads off of chicken and snakes were also called geeks, but, thankfully, that is far less common today.

Dork: A foolish, socially inept person


Now then, if you’re looking for some more original zingers, try these on for size.

Looby: an awkward, clumsy, lazy person

Pixilated: mentally unbalanced, insane

Sudoriferous: Smelly or sweat producing

Rampallion: a ruffian or scoundrel (this one is Shakespeare approved!)

Have fun!